
Pictured here is a young man under the tender-loving care of Daddy Howard, whose sign proclaims him the "Best Damned Spanker in the World". I took this picture at the Civic Center in downtown San Francisco during the second day of
Pride 2005. Please note the following:
- The bruise on the guy's butt; this was taken at least 10-15 minutes into the spanking session
- The leather strap resting on the backs of his thighs
- The looks of pure glee on the faces of the two onlookers
Yeah, so pride was a lot of fun. Unlike anything I've ever witnessed. And of course, it wasn't all as debaucherous as the spanking booth; I would hate to pigeonhole the celebration with this one photo. It's just the best photo I took.
On Saturday of Pride, I went to the Civic Center by myself for a short while and saw a beautiful rendition of "Get Me To the Church On Time" from My Fair Lady, sung by the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus. The soloist in the song was dressed in a suit and top hat, and did a really bad imitation of a Cockney accent. But his voice was great. It took me back to my earlier youth, when I was in a musical review of My Fair Lady, but the chorus wasn't gay, it was Methodist.
There was, unfortunately, a healthy serving of corporate lameness to the Pride Celebration, as with all things these days I guess. There was a Scion parked in the middle of the celebration with a sign that read something like "The Official Car of Pride 2005". There was a huge Pepsi truck in the main parade. Crap like that.
But then again, as with all things these days I guess, to find the really cool stuff, you have to look somewhere other than the main event. And where was the coolest stuff going on? The Dyke March!
Man, the Dyke March was badass. Well, not so much the March, I actually missed that, but the celebration of the March, at Dolores Park. I have never seen so many lesbians in one place in my life, which was cool, but not as cool as the band that was playing there. They were 3 rocking women, 2 with huge afros. The bass player was really tall and lanky, and she made the bass look small. I would say that the music they played was kind of cock rock, but that label doesn't seem to apply very well, given the occasion. So yeah, the band was cool...
... but not as cool as the mud pit! Up the hill from where the band played was a big mud pit, on a decline. It was being used as a big, dirty slip'n'slide by a good group of people, mostly female, many of whom were not fully-clothed, a couple of whom were not clothed at all. And yes, frown upon me, I thought it was very cool...
... but not as cool as the fistfight that broke out! A bunch of muddy girls, some of whom were not fully-clothed, but all of whom were at least somewhat clothed, broke out into a rowdy fistfight, for reasons unknown. And yes, frown upon me, I thought it was cool. Somehow one girl in a wheelchair was even involved, and she got thrown out of her wheelchair, and someone got thrown over her wheelchair. I saw her returned to her wheelchair looking ok.
Now it seems I'm talking less about the coolness of pride and more about the coolness of nudity and violence. Where was I?
So yeah, Pride was cool. I was happy to be able to witness it and even more happy that it exists in the first place. It just got me to thinking about the crap that lots of people have gone through in the past for being queer, and the crap they still go through, including the fact that for some stupid reason they still can't legally get married... and it just made me happy that there was a good, solid chunk of time and space dedicated to the celebration of the LGBT (LBGT? LGTB? I can never remember) communities, even if that chunk of time and space includes people like me who get distracted from the main point of it all by girls in fistfights.